Pippa Middleton's Valentine's Day Advice

Pippa might’ve gotten her name in the headlines for her infamous backside, but her main profession is party planning. It’s a family business, too. The Middletons own a company called 'Party Pieces,' and Pippa is an editor for The Party Times, an online party-planing magazine.

Wow, I don’t think I’ve used the word “party” that many times in a sentence without ending it with "wooooo!"

Anyhow, Valentine’s Day is coming up, and while most couples will be doing their cutesy, couple-y thing, the single folks shouldn’t just hole up in the house watching reruns of Teen Mom 2. Pippa and the gang at The Party Times are offering up some tips for planning a lovely Valentine’s Day party for your single or even not-so-single friends.

"Throw a Valentine-themed party for a few friends,” the website suggests. “Hang some heart decorations around the room for extra kitsch-factor and drink sparkling wine or specially mixed Valentine’s cocktails."

Okay, we’ve got the drinks covered, but what are we supposed to eat?

"How about dipping marshmallows and fruit skewers of banana, grapes and strawberries into a molten chocolate fountain.”

How about hell yes! Sponge cake is also great for dipping in chocolate fountains. And chocolate.

“Everyone can join in – just make sure you have napkins at the ready as things may get messy!"

And maybe the napkins can be…wait for it…heart shaped?

The Party Times also has a fun activity guests can engage in, when you’re not drunk talking about how stupid relationships are.

"Create a few rhyming clues for a treasure hunt around the house to unearth,” the site suggests. “... little Valentine's gifts that Cupid has lovingly hidden for family members."