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It’s hard enough to run a business with everyone knowing about it, much less making it a secret hideout that only people in the know will frequent.

Who knows what’s really going on at places like that? For all we know, there’s a large underground Russian roulette ring going on in those places. But that just makes it even cooler, doesn’t it? Without further adieu, here are some top secret, hidden places all across the country. But sshhh, don’t tell anyone.

Marfreless, Houston,: There’s a small blue door under a staircase behind a strip center in Houston’s prestigious River Oaks neighborhood. Once inside, you’ll find a super dark bar with an upstairs area that's even darker so people can make-out. If you don’t feel like sucking face, head to the bar for strong but delicious cocktails.

Bathtub Gin, New York City: It's disguised as a cute little coffee shop in Chelsea. But if you see a little red light on, that means the bar is open. The light is above a fake wall, and if you push on it, it’s a door that will lead you to the bar.

For most of us, a $7,000 travel budget will buy a two-week European, city-hopping vacation. For the Kardashians, that much money only buys one night in New York.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries moved into a Presidential Suite in New York's Gansevoort Hotel that costs $7,000 per night. If I'm spending that much, you can bet your ass I'm taking the shampoo and body lotion home with me.

The suite is 2,000 square feet of magnificence, and it has two stories, three bedrooms, a marble floored bathroom and giant private balcony. Okay, this isn't a hotel room, it's an estate.

Sometimes, celebs reach the top so fast, there's nowhere else to go. That's when, for some reason, they decide to open their own restaurants. If most of us decided to open our own eateries, the menu would consist of Top Ramen and Captain Crunch. But with money, contacts and a little luck, some celebs have managed to establish some pretty good restaurants.

Ryan Gosling: Tagine: Gosling holds major stake in this Moroccan restaurant situated in Beverly Hills. It's got good buzz, good Yelp reviews, and Ryan Gosling is hot. No, that doesn’t have anything to do with anything, but I thought it was worth mentioning. Their best dishes are said to be the sea bass and lamb. It's also on Zagat's list of top celebrity-owned spots. Also, Ryan Gosling is hot.

Robert De Niro: Locanda Verde: Robert De Niro's name is associated with more restaurants than Scorsese movies. How many eateries has he invested in? "I don’t know…23, 24, 25…" De Niro says. Many have failed, but Locanda Verde has good reviews. It's obviously an Italian joint, but De Niro's one guilty food pleasure is a pretty simple dish:

"Sometimes peanut butter. Even peanut butter and jelly. Rarely." ...what a rebel.

It doesn't matter how tired she is after a concert, Rihanna is always down for a good time.

That's why when she finished performing at Nassau Coliseum on Long Island this week, she headed right back to the city and hit up her favorite hotspot, Greenhouse.